About Me

I am happily taken <3
I am as random as thrusting pickles
I am somewhat nocturnal
I am vain, cocky, and self-centered
IMVU is my drug
I think Emo people have hawt hair
Yes...I am a stereotypist
Could be racist...iunno =/
I have a dog, he's a Cockapoo......
I am always hyper
I give too much and expect nothing from it
It's hella hot in California
I am Ayshuneeze
I always come out on top
People think I'm funny, manipulative, and sneaky
I'm unstable
Of course I took my medicine
I <3 to stalk
I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs
Daddy says I'm a good girl
People think me calling them a Betch is cute or funny
I talk too much
And too loud
I speak my mind
Spelling errors are a sin
I want a gay friend
Don't take me literally
Don't ignore me
I live for music
I <3 vaseline xD
Are you wearing...Spandex?
Rhetorical question Farley!!
I'm the jealous type
Don't yawn at me
I'm always a distraction <3
Red is my favorite color
I love myself
I like to do sound effects
Apparantly, I have no life
You fail at all things that are good and holy
Because I said so
I'm korny <3
I sing during chats
Don't get mad, but chu mad, can't handle that?
Buger King owns all fast food service!
I twitch when I am hungry
I'm a lefty
I love the Philippines
Sadly, I can't survive there <_<
The Wall of Shame fails
I have a rice cooker
I have a rice dispenser
I fail at making rice ;_;
And I eat it with a fork xD
I am magical
I overreact
I have trust issues -twitch-
I have my Leilene moments xD
Interpretive dancing is what's happen'n
I'm impatient
I get bored easily
Ostriches interest me >.>
I'd rather receive pain than inflict it on others
I workout to the Beatles <3
Salad Fingers is my idol
Biscuit,Powder,Cakes And Pasta <3
Rotating baloons trip me out
Red is my rainbow
Green is my love
Jade is my symbol
Pearls are my treasure
I'm not funny anymore ;_;
I own 5 Hand Sanitizer dispensers
People who scratch their teeth disgust me
Don't put me on 'hold'
I'm a horrible liar
My pranks aren't funny to the victim
My mommy still makes me chicken noodle soup
She also gets a kick out of putting vicks on my back
Name changes confuses my inferior cranium @_@
Stepping out the front door excites me
I think black socks are dirty looking
I got the Trojan virus by click a link saying 'You naked!?'
Hey....I was curious on how I looked naked
Firefox users are dark sided
You know I'm not 19 xD
Still reading?
You must really have alot of time on your hands
Weeeeeiiiird
o_O
Now Shut Up
And relax